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cholo penis 

a mexican sized penis. larger than normal. somewhere between a white man penis and a black man penis.
I have a cholo penis, its so large
cholo penis by Ryan Furrow December 7, 2007

Dragon Penis 

A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.
Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.
Dragon Penis by P-Dog Hilton May 22, 2009

Internet Penis Size Contest 

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

Fetus Penis 

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).
John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.
Fetus Penis by The Bananna March 4, 2011

Big penis 

Someone with the gentails larger then most males, above the average size.
"Woah Evan Gourley has a big penis"
Big penis by Evan booly February 23, 2017

Athletes penis 

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"
"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."
Athletes penis by jockstrap on June 25, 2014