Foz-monkey

A weird looking person who spends most of his time looking for bats. see, Bat.
Foz-monkey, calm down you agro cunt.
by rorkus February 20, 2003
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Monkey puncher

Someone who looses at all contests and give-aways
I'll never win sxephil's give-aways because I'm a monkey puncher!
by Buttface65436 August 05, 2011
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cheese monkeys

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."
by Ashley@cmc corp inc November 17, 2007
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Monkey Pouch

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.
1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"
by creepy eye clown July 07, 2011
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Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.
Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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Mad Monkey

When you fist someone while that person is taking a shit.
"Dude, this big black dude named Sue gave me the worst mad monkey in jail; I couldn't shit for 4 days."
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Gong Show Monkey

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.
Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.
by slapshot August 19, 2008
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