cold rain syndrome

if your name has ever been cold rain in a video game, you are cursed for life.

you seem cursed bro, do you have cold rain syndrome?

by coldrain July 26, 2020

Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.

Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.

by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019

New sibling syndrome

When children who have recently acquired a younger sibling feel so excluded that they pretend the new member of the family simply doesn't exist.

Mary: "Who is that?" (motions to John's younger sibling)
John: "What are you talking about? I don't see anything."
Mary: "Oh John, I forgot you are still suffering from new sibling syndrome."

by yepyepyepyepyepyepyep February 2, 2014

Little Mermaid Syndrome

Women who are obsessed with royalty.

Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.

by crimebob32 July 16, 2019

Headphone Neck Syndrome

A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.

Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.

by Bansky September 12, 2013

Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their

Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome

by Paully S February 4, 2020

Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.

"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."

by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016