Set for life

When your parents go to Las Vegas.

I got set for life then my parents went.;

by EddieBrock5 October 27, 2023

the ass of life

When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass

Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!

by Robert Burk August 01, 2017

Hawkward Life

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.

Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!

by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

by expectations exceeded November 28, 2017

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded November 28, 2017

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 22, 2024

Get a life

Getting a life means stopping looking at what others do in their life, and finding something yours to focus on to forget and stop interfering in none of your business.

You need to get a life before it is too late. Do like me and start getting a life.

by Bentour June 14, 2022