I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010

Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

I like ya cut g

Someones haircut revealing the back of their neck leading to saying "I like ya cut g"

*someone gets a really bad haircut*

you: I like ya cut g

by penutapple123 November 8, 2020

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

up and down like a pros drawers

Very busy.

Liverpool (UK) slang.

Up and down like a prostitute's panties

I've been at it all day...up and down like a pros drawers

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.

The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin

by Keith Greer June 11, 2006

Cut it out like Full House

To quit something, to stop it like the show Full House was canceled. Normally used in a rapping like way...

After 20 minutes of hearing the bitch screaming from the house next door, andrew finally had enough. He stuck his head out the window and yelled "CUT IT OUT LIKE FULL HOUSE, BITCH!"

If somebody is talking to you for a long time and you just want them to shut up, look at them and say "cut it. cu-cu-cu cut it. Cut it. Cut it out like full house".

by Old El Paso April 27, 2006