clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017

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raw dog and bail

When you have unprotected sex with a female, and you leave right afterwards without any explanation!

I had no protection, and all I wanted was sex from this chick. So I decided I was just going to raw dog, and bail!

by Frogg March 1, 2004

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Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

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Wet Dog Breath

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.

Arthur has wet dog breath.

by Vinny B33 August 6, 2010

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Hot Dog House

a soft, cozy and slightly warm place where a hot dog lays during his final few minutes.

The death bed of my hot dog is in a hot dog house.

by Sexy Curly-haired man April 17, 2013

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Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

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