Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011

Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.

"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.

by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010

nostrodomus effect syndrome

the obsession or phobia of a 2012 apocolypse, and or someone who constantly warns of the apocolypse or the show "the nostrodomus effect".

manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery

manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.

by mamaumpapa February 25, 2011

Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.

person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"

by Chewonarock March 31, 2019

Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their

Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome

by Paully S February 4, 2020

Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.

- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.

by stouch000 October 22, 2009

Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022