Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024
Get the Prancer-Wanker mug.The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.
"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"
"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024
Get the dryrobe wanker mug.by Great creative January 27, 2024
Get the Eric wanker mug.1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!
I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
by Lynerally February 7, 2024
Get the New Wanker mug.A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
Get the Tesla wanker mug.Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?
Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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