Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34

Its a day in the 1 of august to 30th of august where you beat your meat to envy r34, and its not gay

"man im gonna Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34, but no homo, he has socks on, im not gay"

by Jet606 August 1, 2023

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

word that jack writes in the shinning

all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

by jubsman February 24, 2022

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

by DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMP March 1, 2023

brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017