The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
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Get the Shart God mug.‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
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Get the God mug.A Meta God is the conscious synthesis of the primal beast and the detached observer, forging a sovereign entity that operates above biological reflex.
They view reality not as a fixed fate but as a customizable code, utilizing the "Most Effective Tactics Available" to hack social dynamics and master the self.
They exist in the superfluid grey, wearing the mask of the Jester to hide the mind of the General, balancing the warmth of humanity with the coldness of necessary violence.
They do not seek to rule the world, but to govern their own internal citadel so completely that the external chaos can no longer command them.
They view reality not as a fixed fate but as a customizable code, utilizing the "Most Effective Tactics Available" to hack social dynamics and master the self.
They exist in the superfluid grey, wearing the mask of the Jester to hide the mind of the General, balancing the warmth of humanity with the coldness of necessary violence.
They do not seek to rule the world, but to govern their own internal citadel so completely that the external chaos can no longer command them.
A Meta God is a sovereign architect who has fused the raw instinct of the beast with the detached strategy of the observer, mastering themselves so completely that the world can no longer control them.
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