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God

a caterpillar that walks like a dinosaur
guy: "omg look at that caterpillar!"
guy2: "wait look how its running! its god!!!!"
guy: "wow!!!!"
by janeaustinthesecond January 20, 2026
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haziq

person 1: hi welcome to the male specimen club
person 2: hello im haziq
person 1: well obviously ur in the male specimen club
by janeaustinthesecond January 20, 2026
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gale

1 (noun):
a word for someone who is the best wife ever

2 (noun):
a word for someone who is in multiple relationships but is still an amazing partner

3 (verb):
to be involved in a polyamorous relationship of 5 or more individuals

4 (adjective):
very odd/crazy in a creative way, comes up with insane lore
1:

person 1: haven't I ever told you how amazing of a wife you are?

person 2: aww that's so sweet!

person 1: you're such a gale :)

2:

person 1: hey babe, i gotta go, i have a date

person 2: oh thats ok! i love you

person 1: i love you too

person 2: you're such an amazing gale :)

3:

person 1: who's that ring for?

person 2: oh, i'm about to propose to my girlfriend!

person 1: omg good luck!!

person 2: thanks! i'm so excited to finally gale :)

4:

person 1: okay, so you have three wives, two husbands, an ex-husband who is a squirrel, one of your wives divorced you, . then became your girlfriend, then got engaged to you, then got un-engaged, then you married again, then you married . your daughter and adopted your second cousin's stepson... what is happening?

person 2: yup! that's correct!

person 1: you're actually so gale bro xd
by janeaustinthesecond January 21, 2026
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