Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

Coming back

Something your father will never do.

Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.

by Pie_:) December 31, 2022

Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob

Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend

by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018

Monkey on her back

a difficult issue.

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

back boat

The act of motor boating a butthole

hey jimmy im gonna back boat the hell outta this bitch tonight

by H.C.C. May 26, 2017