Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox April 30, 2025

Giving the Cat a mouse

The Act of making billions of dollars by doing 1 job

I am Giving the cat a mouse with this Job.

by Coolbluedude30 May 9, 2020

cat

not a dog

hey that cat isn't a dog

by not`a`doggo February 18, 2019

cat

a cat is a cat
and its a cat

cacat.

by Cat53624 October 9, 2023

Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024