Cat

An animal that acts retarded but is actually an evil mastermind, plotting to overthrow the human race

I love my cat but I think its trying to kill me

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 28, 2021

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likes mountain dew adds

hates salads and potatoes
fails music assessments

cat = animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022

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A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

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Nerf-Cat

A simple reply to a comment about a happening that you do not care about, does not affect you,however; saying I dont care would hurt the other persons feelings.

Meip: hey i finally got my new macbook
Brad:(thinking how this dosent really matter) nerf-cat...
Meip: oh...ok...(changes subject)

by B-rad Beatz July 29, 2011

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Cat

A music disc in the open world sandbox game Minecraft. Considered by many to be the best one.

Steve: Sick, I just got Cat!
Alex: Nice, that's the best one!

by Trampofine April 19, 2022

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A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided

So what's with you and Jessica?

Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.

by SideCat27 June 12, 2017

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