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anal bitches

angry women who partake in the act of anal sex while screaming profanities at the top of there lungs.
dude! your moms were such anal bitches, when i pulled out they screamed" it hurts so good you cock sucking, fuckhole!!!!!!!
by sunck January 2, 2010
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Texico Bitch

Made popular by the song Texico Bitches, by Broken Social Scene. A Texico Bitch is a person that is very good at Texas Holdem' and Gin Rummy. They paint their faces in bright indian fashions and squirt bitches with a crude oil like concoction.
I had a Royal flush but that stupid texico bitch, Daniel, squirted oil in my face and i accidently folded.
by ScooperJones47 December 17, 2010
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Whammy bitch

1. The seat in between the driver and the passenger of a car. This is the last seat someone will choose to occupy, should the car have it. It is only to be used in the most extreme cases of emergency.
James is the 3rd or 6th person to attempt to enter the vehicle. If he is the last or fails to call 'not bitch', he is drafted to sit whammy bitch.

This can also be voted on, where it is likely the smallest person will occupy the seat.
by TheFuryofJesus October 24, 2006
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Internet Bitch

1: Noun: A female that is in a bad mood (or on her period) and therefore making tons of bitchy comments on statuses or links. This is usually regreted by her the next day, but can last for weeks at a time.

2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
Example 1: Jane Doe Status: "Wow, I saw this girl at the mall today, and she should NOT have been wearing such a tight top... Just sayin..."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."

Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
by Miss Beena March 12, 2010
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Mother of Bitches

an expletive used to describe a number of things such as intense disappointment or fear.
Holy Mother of Bitches, Batman, she's gonna Splode!
Aw mother of bitches, we lost the tourney...
IS that... no, it cant be... Mother of Bitches!
by Dakota Kuefler November 8, 2005
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Benevolent Bitch

As far as many people are concerned the benevolent bitch is stuck up, arrogant, condescending, and always finding fault with everything. Intimidating and ruthless they are frequently supported by a group of people who believe this person can do no wrong.

However, to a lesser few the benevolent is only someone who has strong morals and high expectations – for themselves as well as everyone else! They believe in blunt honesty and in most cases won’t compliment you by telling you what you want to hear unless they believe you are truly deserving of such praise.

Unfortunately it is extremely difficult to tell the difference between a benevolent bitch and an actual bitch, unless willing to judge them based solely on your own experiences and not the hearsay of others.
Guy 1: She's a total bitch!
Guy 2: A benevolent bitch maybe. I promise you she means well.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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bad bitch

Got it all together body, mind,and finances everything is tught.
Most of the women in Memphis, Tn are bad bitches.
by A. T. January 10, 2005
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