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one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball
A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!
by Nathan G A October 30, 2007
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one11

north carolina based gang notorious among the hardcore scene.
aka: apocalypse krew, AK
give me your fucking wallet white boy, one11 24/7!
by h8 machine April 15, 2008
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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 October 1, 2008
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onefutecarpetin

onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ

1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).

2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
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one baby away

A hot and fit woman who's mom is fat and ugly, and it'll only take one baby for her to look like her momma. then your're trapped!
"That girl is bangin' yo! but, dude i seen her mom, she's one baby away!"
by mr.sowrong October 20, 2009
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one sipper

one who only needs one sip of water to cure his cottonmouth from smoking marijuana. often the envy of his peers, the one sipper is also usually the life of the party.
Jim: "Hey John, is your throat dry? IM SOOO HIGHHH"

John: "Nah man, im straight."

Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"
by DaOneSippah November 23, 2009
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one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.
by finishhim May 25, 2011
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