Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

single mom fundraiser

Strip Club (Club of the strip) (Titty bar)

Hey my girl doesn’t approve of me going to the strip club so I told her we’re going to a single mom fundraiser.

by Gilmore, Happy March 10, 2023

Your Mom

Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense

Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom

by NerdyRoman February 9, 2015

Mom

Something I wanna smash

Boyfriend: "Did you ask your mom if I could sleepover tonight?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah"
Boyfriend: "Perfect."

by weinderdog October 3, 2021

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

Your mom

The person with the world record for the most amount of fat seen on one's body

Wow look at your mom! she must have serious health problems.

by Bruhmaster69430 October 9, 2020