Cheap fart

Vague smelling fart, giving no effort.

It smells like a cheap fart up in here.

by Brittney Morgan January 22, 2021

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 16, 2020

Farts

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

fart knockery

The act of being thoroughly annoying, especially to a sibling.

Example:
I’m tired of sharing a bathroom with Gianni & his fart knockery. He’s old enough to know not to pee on the toilet!!!

by Moo-to-the-ka February 12, 2021

ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020