Bitch-eye

Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.

Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.

by Espirago May 5, 2021

Frog eyes

The male Version of camel toe

The male in sweat pants has his frog eyes showing

by mantis422 May 13, 2016

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

sui eyes

The emptiness in the eyes of someone who once had principles but has nihilistically ended their own soul ("sui") to no longer have the spirit or values they once had.

Coined in 2025 by Elephant Graveyard, retired for the original person it referred to, but exists beyond him.

I used to like him, but I stared into his sui eyes when he interviewed Peter Thiel for four hours and didn't answer any questions about Palantir and I couldn't do it any more.

by jiggyshawa October 10, 2025

gaga eyes

Gaga eyes are the doe-like look in your eyes you get when you are in love with someone

Joe and Marlin are looking at each other with those Gaga eyes again. Get a room, lovebirds!

by Beautiful-Lay June 14, 2024