Paper sex

Paper Sex: The act of having sex without actually removing any clothing. Normally happens when parents go away and leave their young adolescent children for the first time.

Hands can be anywhere inside outside or side to side. If one or both parties do indeed finish off in their pants paper sex has happened.

Friend one: What were you two doin in your room last night?

Friend two: We were making out

Friend one: How far did you get?

Friend two: We had smoking paper sex but she wants me to work for that ass man.

by thehairyelk November 29, 2009

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Sex Session

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

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sex sickness

The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex

Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.

Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness

by Skeleton Chief November 2, 2015

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Revenge Sex

Sex that occurs as a direct result of a nymphomaniacal need for sex after a fight or other type of malicious behavior. Also linked to makeup sex, makeup sex as a result of a pre-planned fight or argument, and angry sex.

This one time me and my girl were fighting so bad that the cops showed up. After we cooled down for a few hours we met back at my place to talk and she was wicked pissed. At the tend she let me know that she was over it as soon as she got home and the whole thing was a set-up to get her some revenge sex. It was the tits.

by Zemer November 5, 2006

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