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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong
Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart
by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018
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kings heath primary school

a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.
by dasagne May 19, 2023
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thrust king

Your girlfriend wears gym clothes like a thrust king
by mrjingjok April 9, 2025
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Florida king

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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King of drop that’s

King of drop that’s is someone named chase or Braxton there both honnestly just a great guys who are the king of drop that’s which is something that they do with there cousin also there pene is extremely small
There the king of drop that’s
by Drop that👋👋👏 March 25, 2019
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