Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop soup

Derived from the late Latin word Diarrhoea.

An uncontrollable flow of waste from one’s bumhole; usually a result of an irritant of some kind, or a bowel disorder.

“I don’t feel good, I’ve had poop soup all day 🤢.”

“That sushi gave me the poop soup, why won’t it stop!?”

“HURRY UP! I HAVE POOP SOUP AND AM ABOUT TO SERVE DINNER IF YOU DONT LET ME USE THAT TOILET!!”

by Ginger Jesus et January 26, 2020

God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

Poop

A Brown substance made of the stuff that you have previously eaten and it is usually dropped into a toilet.

I pooped in the toilet and the woman ate it

by Anonymous 5 6 7 1 April 16, 2021