Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.

If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.

by Bigger Lebowski October 6, 2017

cat in the sink

When you dog in the bath tub her, and your dick is still in her vagina.

I just had the best sex, i tried the cat in the sink.

by X2agents October 14, 2017

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

Cat

not a dog

Bruh that is not a dog its a cat

by AJD884 October 27, 2017

Cat

Not a dog.

Is that a dog?
No. That's a cat

by Dogeprkle October 29, 2017

cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 27, 2017

cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017