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Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.
My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be
by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021
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Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!
by dud3man November 10, 2021
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Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.
Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!
by The VERY big D January 27, 2022
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four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.
My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.
by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022
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Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is
Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands
by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"
Ello mate, can I hand your cap?
by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022
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