Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
chasturboop

I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

fleshy meat bags

The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun

1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE

by Lyrite July 6, 2014

Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

Insulated Fish Bags

A Bag to keep game fish cold and fresh.

Force Fish Insulated bags are Insulated Fish Bags
Fishbagsandstuff.com carry Insulated Fish Bags

by Forcefish October 21, 2012

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

scew bag

a term usually used in replacement on any other word when you dont kno what else to say.

kid 1: "You're such a jerk!"
kid 2: "yea... well you're a... a... a scew bag!"

by katie08 December 19, 2006

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004