the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

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Guy

HEre comes the big and chunky

Guy likes em big and chuncky

by Guyishot May 10, 2019

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Guy Lid

Another word for foreskin, a Lid only men can have.

When you are kidnapped by Scott Cawthon and locked in your room, he forces you to eat a sandwich slid through a glory hole. You bite down and pull, removing the horny mans guy lid.

by TheGuyLid December 29, 2020

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You guys sound great!

That one phrase you’ll never heard the band director say

After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

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noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

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Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

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