Gethin John Hens is an icon of his time, top tier bff and pure mad mewing master, worlds No.1 guitarist, loves women (6'10 btw), future Kurt Cobain.
by anonymous February 7, 2024
Get the Gethin John Hens mug.Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
Get the Johna John mug.A fucking bitch who sits on his chair all day and watches world at war videos on his broke ass Samsung. He’s a pedo who likes to give girls “extra credit” if you know what I mean he likes to help them out with problems and grabs them. If you play music he will rape you hard. He drives a blue Prius with dildos on his windshield and a I love country men on the back of his car.
Did you just see that,
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019
Get the John fahy mug.He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.
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Get the John lafkas mug."Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
by simp_simpy February 13, 2023
Get the John mug.His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔
“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”
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