Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019

Poop Soup

When you poop in the bathtub and let it float, resulting in you bathing in your own poop water.

Dude 1: Yo man wanna go out?
Dude 2: Sure, just let me clean off in some poop soup real quick.

by Will Con January 31, 2020

Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

pee...poop

A very good tiktoker

Pee...poop is smart/j

by Pee...poop March 16, 2021

Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.

Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!

by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019