“Johnny flaked on our breakfast date AGAIN! He said it was too early”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”
by dantanimus peepee September 29, 2025

Whenever a group of 3-30 rats ends up getting their tails tangled together, forming a knot. This will cause the rats to stay stuck and be unable to move.
by Pannwinner1 June 3, 2023

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by I heart bots November 6, 2019

Annie king is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Annie king is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Annie king is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Annie king, she's too valuable; the currency for Annie kings are the Universe, and even those cant fully fulfill her true expense. Annie king doesn't know how amazing she is, but she truly is the meaning of every possible definition and every unheard synonym of the word "perfection”
by ur stepmom Karen October 28, 2019

by ypurlocalsociopath228 September 7, 2022
