Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.

In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Riot Gaming

That one British youtuber who tries his best do do a JFK (Clone High) accent, and makes gaming youtube videos so he gets mad simps he is also known for his cursed discord and his weird pick in friends.

Bob: Hey have you heard of Riot Gaming?

Sans Undertale: Heheheheeh yeah bro he has funny man voice and has British accent, I like his voice funny man!!!!!! (Omg Clone High refrence!!!!!!)

by NothingBadEverHappensToTheKenn September 20, 2020

pipstar's favorite game

Pip's favourite game is the Big Wheel which is why he starts with it every stream. WD is by far his least favourite.

pipstar's favorite game is definitely not WD. It is the worst of all Jackbox games.

by Baert February 21, 2022

Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.

"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay

by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018