Daddy Joke

a sexual dad joke

“Sexual dad jokes are funny as”
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”

by imabigman August 31, 2023

father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023

“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*

by trysaratops August 31, 2023

Daddy

A word used by men/ women to describe a man that does things when they’re told, understands a woman, and spends money on he or she.

Jen: “Can you send me money for my nails?”

Steve: “Of course my love.”
*sends more money than needed*

Jen: “He’s such a daddy”.

by TurdFurgason September 5, 2023

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

Daddy White

Cum

“Oh shit man, I got Daddy White in your ear canal!”

by FurrySexGod September 6, 2023

Daddy Dunn

Daddy Dunn also known as DD ranges from being a number one schizophrenic Donny in the streets of Newport .
One sniff on DD breath can put you to sleep .
The famous Daddy Dunn is a legend at squash in the leisure centre .
His impeccable build makes him agile to anything more like a bean bag.

YOU ARE DADDY DUNN

by The real OD September 10, 2023

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023