Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.
by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021
Get the Pimp daddymug. Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters
by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023
Get the Daddy issuesmug. Daddy Harvey is an Australian God of power and bodybuilding , with a penis the size of a plane. He is also known for his great feats of strength.
by GMK33 November 29, 2021
Get the Daddy Harveymug. by LadyMacMeGot May 1, 2019
Get the NoMac Daddymug. Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018
Get the Ur grand-daddy a fattymug. janice the slutty thot: *while having anal with an older man* “oh yes daddy, harder, deeper”
older man: “your asshole is deep”
older man: “your asshole is deep”
by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018
Get the daddymug. Tom: billy is my daddy
Toni: but I thought I was!
Tom: All of my friends are my daddy Toni, all of them...
Toni: but I thought I was!
Tom: All of my friends are my daddy Toni, all of them...
by B0MBG047 March 22, 2018
Get the Daddymug.