Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

Cum-Gun

Penis that is ready to ejaculate hot cum

As she got down onto her knees in absolute submission, he unleashed his huge Cum-Gun and gently inserted himself.

by Master Mase January 4, 2019

carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.

Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.

by Howdilicious January 15, 2019

cum plug

Remaining semen that hardens after ejaculation.

Van fell asleep after sex and got a cum plug.

by EMSDew June 12, 2018

cum pv

Also "come pv", an expression used commonly by Iranians on the messaging service Telegram in order to get a PM from other people, often with the intention of sending and/or asking for nudes.

-want me to send nudes? cum pv

by randomtguser June 5, 2018

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018