Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

john overall

John overall is a smart loyal person and kind but if you get on his mean side he will stay calm and not hurt you because he is harmless

John overall is a smart loyal nerd 🤓

by Dalayia November 21, 2021

John-John

John-John is a male name

John-John is kind and so soft and likes Suoer Mario and youtube.

He is very kind

John-John is my brother

by SwedishGirlHelloGoodbye February 4, 2018

conner john

search jake paul, thats him

that guy has conner john

by alphamaleXD December 4, 2020