by juicejuicejuice January 19, 2025
by joshkiklaku February 18, 2022
The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 07, 2022
by TheRealDoubleness January 14, 2018
by Epitomelw June 07, 2021
The act of two sexual partners sitting on a single toilet with one sitting on the other, the top half shitting through the legs of the bottom while they themself drop dookage.
🅱️Ethan: “The poop! Its not coming out!!
Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom
Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom
by pringlenads May 01, 2022
by pseudonymforyourname November 18, 2022