pluck the cat

shave my vagina

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017

Cat

Something you think is cute, but obviously is plotting your demise.

Cat is life,
Cat is death.

by anonymous April 13, 2023

cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

cat squable

Cat squable is when your can wont shut up or is particularly talkative that day. or
ramble, jibberish

Dude, your cat is fluent in cat sqauble. or
Bro stop talking cat squable and get back to work!

by CATSQUABLE December 1, 2016

Cat moment

When a cat does literally anything

Cat: *loafs*
Person: haha, what a cat moment

by Beedle_Juize November 4, 2022

Cat

Little shits who think they are better than you cause they were worshipped a long time ago.

Jake: Yo dude is that youre cat?

Evan: Yeah he's a little shit tho so be careful

by fruityfairy June 12, 2022

cat

cat facts cats can be find in house's, outside, and other place's, they are well know to be cute, they eat rats, mouse's, small bird's. cats are predator's they can hunt animals. uhh still reading? well ( fun fact ) In 1963 a cat to space and a second cat was launched into space by the french people on 24 october., Cats sleep for around 13 to 16 hours a day (70% of their life). ... hope you have a nice day

cat fack's

by name's are not importat August 11, 2021