Pulling an Austin

1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.

Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."

by Scoobydog September 30, 2008

Pull A Jill

Incompetent work; piss-poor performance; a just plain moronic thing to do.

All you had to do was copy and paste the text! Way to pull a Jill.

by bzak2000 August 31, 2010

pulled a Checkers

Indulged in maudlin, self serving self pity on TV ( or anywhere else for that matter)- as in Tricky Dick Nixon's famous "Checkers" speech-(check it out- it was priceless!- and timeless).

Mom pulled a Checkers when nobody would eat her tuna casserole. The candidate pulled a Checkers on national TV when he was beaten by Stephen Colbert.

by magill March 22, 2008

Pulled a Doyle

The event when you do something that is upsetting by your own stupidity.

I shat my pants...I just pulled a Doyle.

by Stubbz August 26, 2007

pulling the lever

beating your meat at a slow pace but going really hard

me and zac effron were pulling the lever at a nude beach yesterday

by not all blacks have ebola May 2, 2019

Pulling A Kavanaugh

Refusing to take a polygraph/lie detector test

The defendant is pulling a Kavanaugh

by jopants October 6, 2018

Pull a Vern

In a bar environment, taking a chair and hitting somebody to start or end a brawl.

If you don't stop looking at me like that, I will pull a Vern.

Ag Johnny, just pull a Vern and end this guy's misery!

by Kittenmd April 10, 2011