Cat

Demon creature but also historical

The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram

by grokerprime December 01, 2020

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Cats

the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.

Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?

by lilmonkey222 March 27, 2023

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CAT

1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog

He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em

by ComeNSeeMe4Once April 01, 2021

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