cut the cat

Female masturbation

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."

by RayaLoe May 15, 2020

Cat sim

The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.

Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim

by Robert Sanders of Flint May 17, 2020

Cat Whooper

A wannabe tough guy . The type of guy who would be scared of the family Dog, but would whoop the Cat.

You ain't tough, you are just a" Cat whooper"

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

Cat Day

Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.

"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020