Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021

Stop it I dont like it kid

The one kid who as soon as something inconveniences them they scream "stop it I dont like it "

Hay, Keegan can you move out the way

Keegan: STOP IT I DONT LIKE IT !!!!!Stop it I dont like it kid

by man wit da plan and a werd ta May 7, 2021

like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together

Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022