Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

by R E Dean July 27, 2018

Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

Finger Marie

A Swedish cracker that English speaking people made a meme about

I was in Sweden once and they had this weird as cracker package “Finger Marie”

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

Finger the Buick

Code for what you do to your friend's mom's coochie

Trevor, is your Mom gonna be home today? I'm trying to finger the Buick.

by BonerJamz 03 August 11, 2018

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018

Eleventh finger

Another name for penis

That man has such a small eleventh finger.

by Raquelkenna August 28, 2018

tip-fingered

When you walk using the tips of your fingers.

"I tip-fingered across the room in order to make less noise"

by DicktionaryHarry January 18, 2019