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Girl Sex

The term used for an act of hetrosexual males replicating the intimate and affectionate nature of females (usually incited by estrogenically driven excitement and joy) with one another, including but not limited to: hugging, rear grabbing, compulsive giggling, breast fondling etc. Most oftenly used by males as a source of humor and slight means to bond. The inverse of this is boy sex to females.
TJ: Dude I haven't at the beach in so long!
Ricky: I'm so stoked! (Splashes TJ and Hawk)
Hawk: If we were girls, we'd be having sex with one another!
Ricky: ...girl sex.

(Hawk and Ricky proceed to splash each other and TJ and giggle like women)
by Rocknight September 21, 2011
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sex hot

i got really sex hot from watching him undress
by celia & julia September 27, 2003
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Sex & Bullets!

A phrase of expression. Used as responce to negitive situations.

Used at times that could also warrent the use of:
Damn it!
Fuck me!...
Shit!
Jesus Christ...
Son of a bitch!
Blurg!
etc....
situation: your just ran over a glass bottle and it popped your tire
"Sex & Bullets!....."

situation: your trying to open your combo lock, but everytiem you finish it and try to open it, it wont open....you keep trying the combo again and again....still not working
"Sex & Bullets!!!"

situation: you are playing poker, you have 4 of a kind, so you bet very high..... you are called.... you lay down you cards, thinking you will win the huge pot, but you notice your opponent has a royal flush....
"SEX AND FUCKING BULLETS!!!!!!"
by Tommasso Cullen August 23, 2009
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red sex

When you're doing a girl and her vagina is bleeding.
During this week, it makes raw sex not only safe, but more enjoyable as opposed to with a condom.
Caution: Can be more messy than normal sex.
"Red sex last week was amazing."
by s4mthug July 30, 2005
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accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex
she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex
by voodoom August 23, 2006
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Sex Crush

1. An attraction for someone not unlike a regular crush, but only on the physical side
2. A person one wants to be involved with on a purely sexual basis
1. Man, I think i've got a sex crush on that girl...
2. That hot chick in the tight top? Yeah, she's my sex crush
by Huyurugu June 12, 2011
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Haunted Sex

{hawnt-d sekx} noun, 1. Bizarre intercourse using the missionary position where the participant on the bottom, laying on their back with face up, is motionless - virtually catatonic - and absolutely quiet with an blank, eerie expression on their face throughout the entire sexual act 2. intercourse with a coldfish that is mentally uncomfortable and/or disturbing due to the comportment of the coldfish 3. any form of creepy, eery or weird non-fetish sexual activity 4. sex with a ghost, e.g. succubus or incubus

Note: Haunted sex is much more than motionless, lazy sex or zombie sex. There is a definite element of the profoundly disturbed present - something straight out of the Twilight Zone. Furthermore, no one suspects that they are about to experience this type of sex. There are no signs present to indicate that you are in for the truly bizarre (i.e. the potential sex mate appears to be completely normal - for all practical purposes it seems that you are going to get laid and it just might be some great sex).

Very irksome to those of us who have had the mis-fortune of experiencing it.
Last night I had the worst sexual experience of my life with a coldfish. Truly awful - she didn't move and just laid there with an empty expression on her face the whole time. It really sent a shiver up my spine. I'd have been better-off staying at home and choking the chicken.

She's really weird - all your going to get from of her is haunted sex. My advice to you is to not waste your time - unless you're into bizarre sex.

Anna Nicole Smith stated that she had haunted sex with an incubus. She reported that it went up her leg and gave her the best orgasm that she had ever experienced. Plus she wasn't afraid - she liked it. Ms. Smith had problems.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
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