park shit

Any entertainment you'd bring to a park, i.e. kites, board games, music.

Feel free to bring any games or park shit to brunch.

by blurb_ October 16, 2017

Shit spray

When you shit and it sprays all over the toilet bowl.

When you shit and your butthole is on fire.

“Lyss, I’m bout to shit spray all over that bathroom after them hot cheetos”

by OlMajestic November 29, 2017

Shit Giant

A man or woman who is both too tall and too heavy to be appealing to the opposite sex.

Examples might include John Goodman or Queen Latifah.

That woman is huge! She has a shit body, she's giant. She's a shit giant.

by Ol' Dannyboy May 22, 2018

fancy that shit

When you are seeing yourself in the mirror, you turn around to your friend and ask him/her, if your clothes suits to Friday night. So your friend says "Fancy that shit!" you're right.

In another way, you use "Fancy that shit" when you describe your enthusiasm for a madness of a daredevil.

Person1: "How do I look?"
Friend: "Fancy that shit!"

by fancythatshit August 15, 2019

Tingle Shits

The urge to pass, and the actual passing of a stool while under the effects of beta alanine; an ingredient typically found in pre-workout; which causes a full body "tingling" or itch. Normally occurs at the early stages of a gym session but can strike at any time.

Ryan: Where the fuck is Simon? He's supposed to PR SSP.

Mathias: He said he got the tingle shits and ran to the bathroom

Joey: This C4 is hitting me bad, ive gotta shit too!

by PunishedCheesecake August 28, 2022

Shit Show

A horrible show or act in which everything is just downhill and making no sense, such as every Fred movie or Diary of a Wimpy Kid Long Haul.

Man, I just saw the new diary of a wimpy kid movie and I've decided to never see such a shit show again.

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2022

shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012