by ham trampiline February 1, 2021
Get the hand trampoline mug.Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.
Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.
His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.
Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.
Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.
Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.
Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021
Get the Hands mug.When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder mug.“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joe mug.Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
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by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
Get the Cock In Hand mug.Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
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