Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 04, 2021

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Life Goes On

Life Goes On is mainly a song by The biggest Boyband in the world BTS (방탄소년단), now Life Goes On used as a joke by the ARMY Fandom of the band whenever an ARMY misses a live

A1: I missed Hobi's B-day live :((
A2: It's ok bestie Life Goes On

by BangtannisHeart March 07, 2023

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Plug Life

The life of besties, and even more, who are a perfect fit and on the same wavelengths that need more time together in their electrifying relationship. Frequently used as a #pluglife

I miss you and need more plug life!

by Amigaza August 11, 2023

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OpposingFork's Half Life Wife

OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.

OpposingFork's Half Life Wife fuck that fucking cunt dirt eater sand muncher bashar fucker and cunt, musa irani muncher cunt no woman touch cunt cum

by Dako123 April 18, 2025

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Life DJ

A LOWLIFE who decides that what they are listening to on their cellphone is that awesome they need to blare it with no headphones in a public place for everyone to hear.These DJs are self absorbed/narcissistic/attention seeking scum with low self esteem or they would release that if we wanted to hear music we would play music with headphones on/in.
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You are trying to live your LIFE and someone decides to play music very loud in a public place from a cellphone/device with no headphones on.

"Oh cool another life DJ playing shit music...Awesome!!!"

by HalfBaggedBilly September 17, 2019

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