When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.
by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.
"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"
by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.
Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021

by anonymous June 21, 2025
