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working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.
Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.
by dugefresh December 18, 2012
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Working Stiff

A person sporting a woody at work.

Also, the action of working while having a stiffy.
I was working stiff this morning, bro. Still had a raging bone when I got to the office!
by RagingBone December 16, 2012
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Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.
Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!
by pirate phillip December 3, 2009
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wanking

to stroke or "wank" your genitalia
I was wanking last night
by pussy fart 321 March 1, 2016
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working a different girl every night

having sex with someone different every night, when you are married

see my definition working late

made famous in a film 40 days and 40 nights
mark: did you know tom is working a different girl every night?

carl: ohhhhhhh what an asshole, his wife is sooooooo hot and she is nice to him

mark: i know, i might go round there when hes not there and "tell her"
by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010
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The Winking Iguana

When a woman's breasts point in opposite directions (iguana boobs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and Iguana is winking.
Man 1: hey did you see that chicks titties last night?
Man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jurassic park.
by pootie mcsnazzz August 23, 2011
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