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rent a wig

When you got drunk or high AF. Your head is gone,it's on rent.
Greg:How was the kush Steven ?
Steven: Dude..i got rent a wig.
by YoungFuture23 November 21, 2016
mugGet the rent a wigmug.

Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
mugGet the Wigs Wigginsmug.

wig meat

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night
by Studlaw June 17, 2010
mugGet the wig meatmug.

North Carolina Wig wam

When he mounts a girl's face with her head towards his legs and slides his dick inside her mouth so that his balls create a wig wam around her nose.
"That Canadian broad almost passed out after I gave her a North Carolina Wig wam."
by MauiWowieNC April 20, 2018
mugGet the North Carolina Wig wammug.

Wig

A difinitive statement expressing immense joy in something about another womans appearance or a choice they have made or to react to an action someone we dont like or likes actions or situations

This statement is a subtle inside joke with a friend that we're trying to raise awareness to: this came from us sitting on the couch watching Reba Season 1, Episode 15 ("You May Kick the Bride") where in that scene is from Cheyenne tells Reba she always wigs out, and Reba says, "I do not wig!" Then she looks at Kyra, who gives her a look, and Reba sighs and says, "Okay, I wig."
"Omg that's so wig" "Omg wig!!" "Omg thats so not wig" *refracing what her friend or someone has done*
by idekanymorebreh May 19, 2025
mugGet the Wigmug.

Wigging

The act of wearing your pants below your waist so that your undergarments show aka “sagging”
“That boy is wigging.”
by Britta Starr March 3, 2024
mugGet the Wiggingmug.

Throw a Wig

Person gets so mad they will pull their wig or toupee and throw it at you or wherever.
Dude, your mom is gonna throw a wig when she sees your grades.
by DewDad55 February 6, 2021
mugGet the Throw a Wigmug.

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