Penis Whistle

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

by ignavus November 13, 2014

trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

death whistle

When your dog is sleeping with their ass towards your face and you hear a faint whistle sound come from their ass.

My dog almost killed me last night with her death whistle.

by Jeansatx November 27, 2014

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Biddle whistle

To fart, to pass gas, unexpectedly.

Oops excuse me ,cover your nose I just biddle whistled.

by Ashmar1 December 16, 2020

Chocolate Whistle

When you have anal sex with a girl and she defecates on your penis and then proceeds to suck the defection off of your penis.

Samantha gave me a chocolate whistle and tried to kiss me afterwards and made me throw up.

by TheChocolateWhistle June 27, 2014

knacker whistle

knacker whistle the act of whistiling with your tongue while raising one or both hands in the air, usually done when celebrating something, i.e sporting victory, as a method to gain the attention of a person in the distance, has being known on occasion to be used while intoxicated to stop passing taxis

after a victorious race the stroke man gave a knacker whistle to celebrate

by badman septic tank July 19, 2010