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White-Collar Welfare

A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.

2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 22, 2011
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welfare cheese

MULTI COLORED 5 POUND FOIL WRAPPED ODDS AND ENDS SQUARE LOAF OF HEAVEN. BEST GRILLED CHEESE EVER!
There is no better grilled cheese sandwich than one made with welfare cheese. If you were never poor and don't know what I'm talking about, so sorry for your affluence, for it has deprived you of one of life's most affordable and decadent indulgences!
by sistakali888 October 23, 2015
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by headbaker May 28, 2003
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Video Game Welfare

A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
by marioracer December 28, 2009
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weld

The space between a mans anus and nut sack. It is where a man is said to be welded together.
You can lick my weld if you like...actually just lick it anyway.
by Sub-Prime August 30, 2005
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Welfare whore

An agent that accepts legal currency in exchange for infringing on inherent civil liberties and rights, regularly executed by means of extortion utilizing a monopoly on violence, namely government.
That police officer is a real welfare whore; he doesn't understand or respect liberty.
by @Goose_heart August 17, 2017
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welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.
"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014
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