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Wedding night special

Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.
by Smash-Adams May 28, 2018
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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
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Turd Welding

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011
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queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body
It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night
by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016
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A Sentence of Weddings

The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding
I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.
by trkkh May 4, 2012
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White Wedding

When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz
"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Weening

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!
by Dude UK May 12, 2003
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